Happy Blasphemy Day

I’m off for a shoot downtown today. I’m hoping all kinds of havoc will be wreaked while I’m gone on this Happy Humpday Blasphemy Day.

While I’m shooting people, I’d like to know: What’s your favorite blasphemy? If you could think of one thing that would offend you, what would it be?

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4 Responses to Happy Blasphemy Day

  1. Petursey says:

    well we had HUGE amounts of fun giving out way more blasphemy that usual…. my personal fave (NSFW) -http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php andhttp://www.divine-interventions.com/jackhammer.html – I think the second is soemthing I once saw in the Exorcist ! I think every Catholic Nun gets one when she marries Jesus !

  2. cafewitteveen says:

    Laugh.

    Out.

    Loud.

    That is some awfully offensive blasphemy.

    Did people scream in agony?

    Thanks for rounding up the best of the best!

  3. Julie says:

    My favorite was a tweet that said “Mary was only a virgin if you don’t count anal sex”

  4. cafewitteveen says:

    One of the most bizarre sites I’ve ever found about the virgin Mary was that she impregnated herself, because she was a hermaphrodite with both sets of business. Apparently there’s an account of a person becoming auto-pregnant. Or at least, this web site claimed there was a case of such a thing.

    Auto-sex is great. Auto sex with chance of pregnancy, not so good.

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