Tina asks, "How can you bring that into your life ... into your house?"

I stepped into Glock’s house this morning and saw that he had a post about Glenn Beck. I made a note to get back over to watch the clips.

Since I love a few people who think he’s the bee’s knees, I feel it’s necessary to expose myself to him.

Here I am in bed, next to my lovely wife, and I watched the clip that Glock posted. If it weren’t for me, Tina would never see anything from Glenn Beck. To Tina, Beck is the equivalent of nails screeching down a chalk board. To me, he’s an opportunist, hackneyed confidence artist who — as he walks down the street — shits a steady trail of feces which is followed a huge blind-folded audience feeding on the dung as if it were the best tasting chocolate pudding known to humanity.

Anyway, I have to send you over to Glock’s house to watch this hilarious bit by Stephen Colbert followed by a three minute and thirty-seven second too long clip from Glenn Beck himself. I can’t post these kinds of videos here at Le Café. But I’m not complaining, it gives me a chance to expose you to some of my friends.

The clip in question shows Beck saying that he has received a message from god himself … and we all know what happens when an ignorant Mormon receives a direct message from god … it turns out to be the biggest ruse, well, since all those other religious ruses.

Click here to view. Bon appétit.

Now I have to go see if I can calm Tina down. Her blood pressure is through the roof.

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