81-year-old sweethearts reunite after 62 years

July 31, 2010


Weiner gives Republicans a tongue lashing

July 30, 2010

Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-NY) lashes out at Republicans (namely Rep. Peter King) responsible for unscrupulously voting down a bill that would have secured $7.4 billion dollars for the medical expenses of 9/11 emergency responders who became ill in the line of duty.


Anne Rice sings the hits

July 30, 2010

“I refuse to be anti-gay. I refuse to be anti-feminist. I refuse to be anti-artificial birth control. I refuse to be anti-Democrat. I refuse to be anti-secular humanism. I refuse to be anti-science. I refuse to be anti-life.”

A screencap from facebook revealed that she’s still “committed to Christ” but at least she’s come to her senses about the main issues. Even on this Asian trip, I told my dad, my view of Christ doesn’t jive with Christianity, which is why I’m not one. But there are ideals of “Christ” that I still adhere to.

I don’t believe that — as an artist — Christianity in its current American cultural form can mix with real life. The sheer amount of information it tries to dispute is ridiculous.

Kudos Anne Rice for taking that stand. Hopefully she’ll write some non-Christian material, because I wrote her off as a Christian author.

The quote above, man, I’m putting that on a t-shirt. That shit is awesome.


Looks like some contraband from a rave accidentally fell in this Swedish Policeman’s mouth

July 30, 2010


Mike Huckabee and Tim LaHaye on Obama and the End Times

July 30, 2010

Idiots say the darndest things.

Via Atheist Media


Worry no more

July 30, 2010

I know how worried some of you were about my safety. I landed last night in Chicago, and have spent all my time holding onto Tina as if she were full of helium and would float away if I let go.

My first order of business after showering and loving on Tina was to go to Whole Paycheck and buy two of the best dry-aged ribeye steaks they had on display. I grilled them with some potatoes. Damn, that hit the spot.

We watched TV for a little while and then I crashed.

My kneejerk quick responses about the trip as a whole:

  • In case you didn’t notice, I was happily using “Jezzasia” and “Cambo First Mud” to tag my trip entries. Congrats to Petursey and Glock for helping with those.
  • I’m extremely glad I went on this trip. Hospital stay and all, it was a great adventure. I was able to hang out with my dad for 2 weeks. And even with a few conversations about politics and religious philosophies, we were able to bond and make memories not to be forgotten.
  • It felt good to be able to tell foreigners that I’m not a Christian. I was asked a few times.
  • It was also cool to meet people not infiltrated by the Yeshua Fog. In fact, my dad made a comment one day, “There’s a Buddhist Temple on every block.” My response, “Some say the same thing about the Christian church.” He said, “Really?”
  • When Jimmy started preaching, he was often ignored. People simply weren’t interested. They were in their land surrounded by their religious ideologies. They had no use for Jesus and they made that clear.  There was one Christian who ended up hurting Jimmy. He stole some money from Jimmy after they had begun to trust each other. I’ll tell that story soon.
  • Do not, I repeat DO NOT, fly UNITED AIRLINES internationally if you can help it. Holy shit. They are the most unfriendly bunch of people on an international flight. They pluck the ugliest, dumbest lot of flight attendants possible and stuff them all in packed planes and make sure you are as miserable as they are for 14 hours. When possible, choose another airline. United International sucks.
  • Cambodia offered the worst smells and worst food I’ve ever experienced on Earth. There’s a reason you don’t get a craving to order out Khmer. Unless you’re from there, it’s AWFUL.
  • If you’re going to get an acute gastric infection in Asia, do it in Thailand. If you get one in Cambodia, you may get an unwanted, first-hand look at the Killing Fields.
  • Finally, I’ll be able to start sentences all hoity toity like, “When I was in Cambodia …” or “When I was in Thailand …”

I’ll be updating more on my trip. Today I have to catch up on some work. Tomorrow Tina and I leave for Asheville, NC to shoot regular reader Xina’s wedding. She’s so excited I could feel it from goddamn Cambodia. I got an email that she’s update her email address with her new last name and everything. I’m so excited to shoot her big day. Like everyone, she deserves great happiness and her future husband is someone I am certainly glad she’s ending up with. Yay!

After Asheville, my brother is going to drive and pick us up to take us back to High Point, NC where we’ll stay for 3 days before returning to Chicago. Tina and I will be staying at the Witteveen compound and we hope to squeeze my two nieces’ cheeks as much as possible. My dad gets back from Asia on Tuesday morning. And we leave again on Wednesday evening. (You writing this down, SAW?).

Anybody else got any vacation plans coming up? I’m looking forward to hearing more of Biodork’s trip to Italy.


Thankfully, my knees don’t hurt at all

July 30, 2010

Via Tina


Abstinence only program FAIL

July 28, 2010

From Joystiq:

Look, we really wanted to write a harsh diatribe about the University of Central Florida’s federally-funded game development project: An Avatar-esque edu-game that teaches young girls to ignore the sexual advances of their contemporaries. We wanted to talk about all the things that $434,000 of taxpayer’s money could have been spent on, or how silly of a concept a motion-controlled abstinence game really is. Unfortunately, our spite turned to pure, unbridled glee after watching this Fox News Report on the project.

Between the news-friendly gaming lingo (“digital puppetry,” “jumping into the skin,” “interactors,” etc.) and the contorted, soulless husks that comprise the game’s cast of sexually aware characters, the video — posted just after the jump — is a comedy goldmine. Dig in, gang.


FL GOP House Candidate Caught Stealing Opponent’s Signs

July 28, 2010

Greg Brown and wife Jennifer remove opponent Doug Broxson’s campaign signs on July 24th, 2010.

For more news on this story, http://www.thirdreport.com


SINGAPORE!!!

July 28, 2010

I’m in the Singapore airport waiting for my flight to Hong Kong. This place is HUGE.

I slept for about 1.5 hours in a chair in front of a coffee shop.

It feels so good to be on the way home. I’m about 23 hours from getting home.

Is that not some crazy-ass shit?


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