Selling Talulah’s goods and services

If I could bottle Talulah’s farts, I could sell them to the US Military as a lethal weapon.

She provides a seemingly endless supply. Each one smells worse than the last.

Maybe I could work out a deal to contract her out. With each lethal carpet bombing fart, she offers the sweetest puppy-dog eyes to lour in her prey.

Paula Deen deep fries your waistline three sizes larger in three minutes

This is a must watch.

Via Cynical C who said:

My theory is [Deen] owns a ton of stock in the Big & Tall stores.

It’s a good damn thing she added the “vegetable.”

Dan Quayle’s son says the darndest things

Wait, who weakened the country? We inherited drug cartels?

Ben Quayle was brought up right. The rest of you idiots should get born again, and be adopted by Dan Quayle so you too can be brought up right.

Fear tactics are so political and immature. What an asshole.