If I could bottle Talulah’s farts, I could sell them to the US Military as a lethal weapon.
She provides a seemingly endless supply. Each one smells worse than the last.
Maybe I could work out a deal to contract her out. With each lethal carpet bombing fart, she offers the sweetest puppy-dog eyes to lour in her prey.
You should market it as the Disbelief Spray you’ve referenced two posts down.
No the smell of disbelief is fresh clean and nice – the smell of belief is like Talulah fart !!
I was trying to think of something similar to Petursey’s response.
There’s got to be another trademarkable word combination here, but I’m having trouble landing the eureka moment.
Well, if you can get it into liquid form, you could call it “Eau de Chatulence”. It sounds suave, sophisticated, and oh-so-French.
What are you feeding that poor dog?