I have posted clippings like this that ended up being faked. If you find out otherwise, please let me know.
Otherwise, it makes me talk in a whiny voice and say, “I tried to make evowution work and it just wouldn’t.” Then I kick the ground and say, “Aw shucks!”
Let me say that I have proof that creation does not work and should not be mentioned in public schools.
First proof is last year I went into a dark room and said “Let there be light!” And behold – nothing happened. I even tried saying it in Hebrew but to my dismay there was still darkness on the face of the room.
Let me say that I have proof that creation does not work and should not be mentioned in public schools.
First proof is last year I went into a dark room and said “Let there be light!” And behold – nothing happened. I even tried saying it in Hebrew but to my dismay there was still darkness on the face of the room.
Whaddya think – would I make a good troll?
Yeah, but have you perfected your accent in Hebrew? That could screw things up royally right there.