Detroit pastor charged with sexual assault

When you are entrusted with the welfare of kids, regardless if you’re god fearing or not, keep your fucking hands off them.

Timothy Jackson, 46, faces six counts of first-degree criminal sexual conduct for his alleged activities with a 13-year-old girl.

From The Detroit News:  Read on

Logos for Children’s organizations are officially banned

Here’s the latest:

Creative punishment

From Star Telegram

When 16-year-old Kirstin Rausch broke her curfew, she knew there would be consequences.

But she didn’t expect an ad with her picture in the Southlake Journal, offering her free service as a baby sitter to make amends.

Rausch’s parents are requiring her to complete 30 hours of free baby-sitting for breaking a cardinal family rule.

“I was embarrassed,” she said, after seeing the ad. “I had no idea they had done that.”

Read on: star-telegram

Poodle at adoption centre dances for attention

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“Nazis were atheists!”

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Grandma’s funeral

It was my maternal grandmother who passed away last week (August 17, 2010).

The funeral was interesting, to say the least. Tina and I missed the visitation on Thursday night. We drove three hours with Talulah on Friday morning for the 11 a.m. funeral.

Those cool kids autotuned this video of the day

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Insects, you’ve been forewarned … in two languages

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Holy slide tackle batman, check out this goalie

From the Daily Wh.at:

Pablo Aurrecochea, who tends goal for Paraguay’s Club Guarani, sported a fetching Batman-branded kit during his team’s Thursday night match up against Copa Sudamericana rivals River Plate.

The cape-less caped crusader defended Gotham’s Guarani’s goalpost with every wonderful toy in his arsenal, shutting out River Plate 2-0.