Oprah invites fans to be buried with after she dies

Harpo Studios announced yesterday that Oprah is inviting her fans to have an opportunity to be buried alongside her after her death. She’s building a gigantic pyramid in Chicago complete with sarcophagi for you and your loved ones who LOVE Oprah. I’m going to stand in line today to get a ticket for my mom and sister! It’ll be the ultimate Christmas gift that will trump anything my brother and sister in law could dig up.

Woo hoo!

Via Cynical C

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2 Responses to Oprah invites fans to be buried with after she dies

  1. Jude says:

    Well, at least she’s a kindler, gentler god than that Old Testament guy. Count me in.

  2. Xina says:

    “You get a coffin! You get a coffin! Everybody gets a coffin!”

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