This morning, we were listening to NPR and the local news show 848 had a panel of people talking about the year in review. They talked for a moment about the Black Hawks. When one of the personalities said, “Blah blah blah blah blah Hockey blah blah blah blah,” Tina says, “Tonsil Hockey?”
I walked three steps before I laughed. I never heard that term before. Of course, I thought it meant felatio.
I grew up in the south. We didn’t know what hockey was. I knew what felatio was. 
I looked it up about an hour later, and it just means making out.
Here’s the Urban Dictionary entry.
I’m off to practice tonsil hockey and then I’ll be back later.
So who’s winning?
Jude, I’m going to need more practice, before I can compete professionally.
I’ll let you know.
Maybe I need to play more teams. I hear Canadians are great at Hockey.
I’m not sure that came out right.
I don’t want to sound gay or nothing, but…
You know, Jeremy, I myself am Canadian.
And I’m ready for three periods of mad, angry tonsil hockey, bitch!
You’ve never heard that term before? I’m from the south also, but I guess I went to public school.
Are you saying that all you did in high school was play tonsil hockey. You’re so dirty!
Tell us more.
Honk.
I am from Canada, and this term is pretty common english. I knew what it was when I was in 5th grade, although I didn’t get to play till I was in 7th grade.
You’re all know it alls.
Next thing you’re going to say is Evolution is true or something.
He shoots… he scores!!!
Oh, I’m so full of double entendres today.
Hahaha – I got to this thread late! Glad to see everyone’s having a good time. Nothing like a little tonsil hockey to get a party warmed up!
I vow that tonight – TONIGHT! – I’m going to find some way bring tonsil hockey into (offline) conversation.