This morning, we were listening to NPR and the local news show 848 had a panel of people talking about the year in review. They talked for a moment about the Black Hawks. When one of the personalities said, “Blah blah blah blah blah Hockey blah blah blah blah,” Tina says, “Tonsil Hockey?”
I walked three steps before I laughed. I never heard that term before. Of course, I thought it meant felatio.
I grew up in the south. We didn’t know what hockey was. I knew what felatio was.
I looked it up about an hour later, and it just means making out.
I’m off to practice tonsil hockey and then I’ll be back later.