Hipstamatic makes trash look cool

I took this the other day and forgot all about it. The hipstamatic makes trash look good!

Recent work

Tina and I shot an event at a high-end furniture company recently. I’m being evasive, because I don’t care to have this company find their photography here. That’s what my pro site is for.

I’m really tired today after a lot of awake-ness last night so I’m desperate for stuff to post.

Bon appétit.

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The President’s Speech

This is NOT funny. You shouldn’t laugh at a president. Bush does not deserve your scoffing.

Okay, maybe  a [high-pitched squeeky voice] little bit.

 

I love Rev. Grant Storms

Did I say “love”?

I don’t love Rev. Grant Storms.

I love the sin.

Honk.

Did you see this story? Anti-gay, decadence downer Rev. Grant Storms (above) was recently arrested for masturbating in his car near a playground. Full story here.

A man who has direct access to “absolute morality” probably shouldn’t be spilling his seed in full view of a playground, don’t ya think? Perversions. Oh the horror.

Hypocrites UNITE!

Excerpt:

The Rev. Grant Storms, the Christian fundamentalist known for his bullhorn protests of theSouthern Decadence festival in the French Quarter, was arrested on a charge of masturbating at a Metairie park Friday afternoon.

The Times-Picayune archiveThe Rev. Grant Storms is hit by confetti as he leads his anti-Southern Decadence parade in the French Quarter in 2003

Storms, 53, of 2304 Green Acres Road in Metairie, was taken into custody at Lafreniere Park after two women reported seeing him masturbating in the driver’s seat of his van, which was parked near the carousel and playground, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office report said.

Let’s enhance

I can’t wait to get my hands on this “enhance” technology some day in the distant future.

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RSA Animate – Drive: The surprising truth about what motivates us

This lively RSAnimate, adapted from Dan Pink’s talk at the RSA, illustrates the hidden truths behind what really motivates us at home and in the workplace.
http://www.theRSA.org

Retort to butt cam … here’s the crotch cam

Retort videos are so funny. This video (below) is in response to this one.

I golf clap and say, “Well played. Well … played.”

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I wonder if you ever thought …

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… When your life stops, no one else’s does.

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