Experts are saying that sitting down will kill you. Seriously, we’re all killing ourselves whilst working at the computer.
Do yourself a favor — if you have a nice laptop or desktop — and send it to me right away. I’m literally saving your life.
Since men sit only half of the time to use the bathroom, that means women should die earlier than men, right? Well, the study didn’t cover that part of s(h)itting down.
Whatever the case, make sure you stand more often when doing your bathroom business … you’ll live longer. I swear.
Did the study say anything about the potential dangers of standing up for all your bathroom business?
My wife tells me that this might, in fact, be significantly more dangerous to my overall health…
Ahh, what does she know? She’s no scientist.
I’m off to poop, hope my aim is good!