iPhone style message bubble says, “i don’t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, i’d drink it.”
Illustrative graphic of bacon in bed says, “This is how bacon bits are made.” One bacon says to the other, “I’m not on the pill.”
Two cats, one has its tail in front of the others eyes, says, “These aren’t my glasses.”
SIgn on door says: “Children left unattended will be eaten or sold into slavery.”
Illustrative graphic of facebook, twitter, wordpress, youtube, blogger logos in bombs says, “Weapons of Mass Distraction.” 
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