And you thought there were seven continents.
That reminds me of incontinence jokes.
Did you hear about the constipated accountant? He couldn’t budget.
Or how about this one:
A teenager is giving an old man a lift. He pulls out into the heavy traffic so fast the tires start smoking. ‘Phew,’ says the young driver. ‘Can you smell that shit?!’ The terrified old man replies, ‘I should think I can. I’m sitting in it!’