Tomorrow is all Hallow’s eve. If Satan existed, I doubt he could scare anyone to do anything. He literally has no voice, and his perspective is brought to you by none other than believers’ books.
So how can those be accurate, anyway?
Here’s a 60-second claymation of one of my favorite movies of all time, “Evil Dead II”
Here’s a real bride texting in the middle of her marriage ceremony … boohoohahahahaha!
Here’s a Christian Haunted House video, which isn’t scary until you consider these are methods to get butts in pews:
The christian haunted house one just looks stupid.
By the way, Guts church, the one that had the guy die in a boxing match recently, holds a big one of these every year. As a side note, the family of the guy that died is suing the church. What a shame….