Engraving money gone *wild*

January 31, 2012

Image of Thomas Jefferson nickel reads, “Irony, Only in America do we engrave ‘In god we trust’ next to the portrait of a non believer.” 


Put it like that, and I’m for biblical marriage, too!

January 31, 2012

I saw this marriage graphic getting all kinds of “likes’ on Facebook.

Stop me if you’ve seen it.

I’m personally drifting toward “Man + Wives + Concubines” myself. Wouldn’t sex with multiple hot partners be awesome!

And taking care them all … a flatulent breeze!

This is seriously what has always come to mind with yahoos say they fight for the biblical, traditional view of marriage.

No they don’t. They vote for the view of marriage that makes the least sense.

Speaking of sex, click to enlarge … the image to read it better.


What the funny kids are posting

January 31, 2012

When you need a little light loving pick me up, try one of these sites: Tastefully Offensive or I have seen the whole of the Internet.

Graphic “How the gentlemen died out” Two sperms say “After you sir and no, no after you” and one says, “Get out of the way, Jerks!”

Girl holding Mr. Bean face in front of her face. 

Comic: He had over 2000 facebook friends. I was expecting a bigger turnout. 

 

Cat and kid are talking reads, “So what do you think the meaning of life is? Kid: Food and Sleep. Cat, “Yep, that’s what I thought. 


“They” cured the common cold in 1898. Why the hell is it still around?

January 31, 2012

According to the above advertisement, Karswood Creosote cures everything from the common cold and flu to bronchitis, asthma and whooping cough.

Why is the common cold still around then?

I’m still unsure why we didn’t popularize Jesus’ ability to cure things in one hot second. I mean, he literally raised people from heart-stopped-ness. Where were the scientists that could have learned Jesus’ techniques and brought them to the masses!

Seems a little suspect.

Poster via here. Thoughts via here.


Women *love* Santorum

January 31, 2012

About this vid:

Uploaded by TheSecondCityNetwork on Jan 30, 2012

What kind of woman supports Rick Santorum? We don’t know, so we had to imagine.

Every 7 minutes, a woman is raped. If this is some form of gift, Rick Santorum’s God is a Secret Santa of questionable value indeed.

Director: Andy Cobb
Producer: Mike Damanskis
Written By: Andy Cobb, Mike Damanskis, Ali Davis
Production Assistant: Kemi Azeez


The little person from Twin Peaks got some work!

January 31, 2012

I might be mistaken, but the scene in the above Super Bowl ad with the last living munchkin looks a lot like the guy from the dream sequences in Twin Peaks.

A lot.

I could be wrong.


It’s my week to shovel

January 31, 2012

Our condo association is self-managed. We take turns as units shoveling snow over the winter.

So far, there has been no snow during one of my weeks to shovel.

This morning, I took Lu out wearing only a sweatshirt.

It’s the last day of January 2012, and I could wear short sleeves outside. It’s nuttiness to the Nth.

The above shot is a iPhone Panorama shot.


Sinclair Lewis obviously never met sweet, sweet Sarah Palin

January 31, 2012

Graphic of Sarah Palin wrapped in an American Flag holding a cross reads, “When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” 
–Sinclair Lewis, 1835

This is obviously a fake or a Poe.


The secret of enjoying good wine

January 30, 2012

The secret of enjoying good wine: 1. open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it does not look like it’s breathing, give it mouth to mouth. 

Via


Despite being virtually landlocked, Pennsylvania manages to float out to the Seas of Insanity

January 30, 2012

Lot and his Daughters (1616 painting by Hendri...

Image via Wikipedia

The story of Pennsylvania collectively signing off on Insanity by declaring 2012 the “Year of the Bible” has been circulating.

Here’s one commentary that uses lots of Founding Father quotes to make a case against the “Year of the Bible” resolution.

I thought the story of Lot’s daughters getting him drunk and fucking him was enough to get “The Year of the Bible” passed ASAP.

I mean, gosh, I heard there were some backasswards Pennsylvanians who wanted to sleep with their parents, but to take it this far. Seriously?

I don’t want to see the results, but I hope someone is there with a camera when those pregnant women who don’t comply with the Year of the Bible are taken out and ripped open by swords.

Or maybe they’ll take all the non-believers and help them get to hell early. That’ll be soooooooooo cool.

Jesus will surely bring his sword along for the festivities!

Have fun rocking out on the Seas of Insanity, Pennsylvania!

Send us a postcard or tap out a message in morse code. It’ll feel so Biblical, because nobody does that anymore either.

Thanks, Bill!


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