Jesus and a woman are talking about the end times. The woman says that the Mayans predicted this year. Jesus says they ran out of room on their calendar and to enjoy life. The woman says, so maybe we should just live each day as if it were our last? And Jesus says, “If you knew today was your last, you’d be curled up in the fetal position with a bottle of whiskey, crying and babbling. So no. Just live.
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