I prematurely congratulated Bette Midler

Bette Midler says, “I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election. All the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection — either way it’s about getting screwed.” 

Thanks for the FB post, MJ!

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2 Responses to I prematurely congratulated Bette Midler

  1. old fart says:

    So you prematurely ejaculated with a congratulation for BMs comment regarding election ..erection and screwing …
    A fine way to start the new day ..

  2. Jeremy says:

    Haha! And I did all whilst flipping channels between the major news networks thinking about the girl who played Blossom on that 80s TV show, because she looked like a young version of BM.

    BM.

    That’s a little too close to Bowel Movement.

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