Text from “ex-gay” Pastor DL Foster reads, “The supernatural, radical, wonder working blood of Jesus is cleansing someone right now from #masturbation addiction in Jesus name #freedom.”
Just so you know, if you have a natural curiosity to touch yourself, this is evil and it needs twitter to intervene with the divine to stop it.
Go figure.

So do you subscribe to the hashtag #masturbation, or #freedom?
Can I guess?
In certain circles, DL means “Down Low” or “to be on the Down Low”. It’s a common term in the African American community.
This translates to mean that a man is in a steady marriage or relationship with a woman but has sex with men secretly on the side.
Does anyone have an irony meter I can borrow? Mine just pegged out and burst into flames.