See you next Tuesday, Pastor DL Foster


Text from “ex-gay” Pastor DL Foster reads, “The supernatural, radical, wonder working blood of Jesus is cleansing someone right now from #masturbation addiction in Jesus name #freedom.”

Just so you know, if you have a natural curiosity to touch yourself, this is evil and it needs twitter to intervene with the divine to stop it.

Go figure.

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2 thoughts on “See you next Tuesday, Pastor DL Foster

  1. In certain circles, DL means “Down Low” or “to be on the Down Low”. It’s a common term in the African American community.

    This translates to mean that a man is in a steady marriage or relationship with a woman but has sex with men secretly on the side.

    Does anyone have an irony meter I can borrow? Mine just pegged out and burst into flames.

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