Check out this monstrous, murderous-looking fish called a sarcastic fringehead.
This little teeth-heavy, scary looking, cobra like thing gets its name from the original meaning of sarcastic, which is Greek for “to tear flesh.”
More info here.
The next time I go ballistic on some weird commenter troll, you can say I went sarcastic fringehead on his ass.

Holy. S. H. I. T. If I believed in hell, that would be the demon I’d think was waiting for me if I ended up there.