The heavens can be cruel and unruly. They can be amazing and beautiful, or ruin your life in one fell swoop.
So says the gossip on the Internets.
This happened:
Brian Presley is a moderately successful actor who recently swore off alcohol and reaffirmed his Christian faith. He’s also married and has a five-year-old son. That’s him on the right.
Melissa Stetten is an up-and-coming model whose quirky and clever tweets have gained her a decently-sized following on Twitter. You can see photos of her here.
The two “artists” sat next to each other on a recent flight and sparks flew. Well, on one end, at least.
Presley tried to hit on Stetten, even covertly removing his wedding ring at one point, and Stetten live-tweeted the whole thing to her followers. His game was weak, to put it nicely. You can read the whole saga below. It’s riveting.
More of the exchange below the fold.


Below what fold?
The one I just added, smart pants.
The last one is one of my favorites.