Did you hear? Bristol Palin’s reality series bombed.
Does God hate Bristol Palin for having a baby out of wedlock?
No, he couldn’t. He loved Mother Mary for having a baby out of wedlock.
No, no, it must be Satan. Satan stepped in and turned on the blazing hate toward Bristol.
No, Satan doesn’t exist.
So that leaves Jesus.
In response to the “One man slash one woman for life”, how come no one on the liberal/secular side ever brings up the fact that God himself couldn’t stick to one woman after he impregnated Mary?
He had a one night stand with her, he didn’t bother with the paperwork or headache of a wedding ceremony. He left her pregnant and open to ridicule, and commanded Joseph to jump in and be her groom.
If there’s one being that doesn’t believe in one man slash one woman for life … it’s the big G.
How do believers have the cojones to think they know the mind of god?