I’m going on to a bachelor party in Austin Texas the first weekend in August. The bachelor is the lead singer of Wally Dogger.
A big part of the reason I’m going along is to see a Quiet Company performance. At the moment, I’m not sure if Quiet Company is really playing the date we’re there.
Regardless, as part of the bachelor party, I need a nickname that we are going to plaster on the back of a tee-shirt. Or the front. Or both.
I need a fucking nickname.
I don’t really have one. I mean, I was “Witt” in high school. And while I’m still so very “witty”, I don’t believe that it’s the best nickname.
So I’m reaching out to you awesome nicknaming bad asses.
What’s my nickname?
The winner gets my name on the back of my tee-shirt.
What a prize.
Head chef?
The photomeister?
Follower of Tallulah?
Honk?
Reformed Bachelor?
How about “Head chef honky”
“Yeshua Foggy”
“Foggy Bear”
How about “Fog Light”. You are trying to shed light on the “Yeshua fog”. “Witt” is only good for High Point, not Texas.
Huh, I kinda like, “Fog Light”.
Let’s keep this open for another 24 hours and see if anyone else weighs in.