I know what this morning needs. A little dose of funny to lighten your load. 
Guy praying before his laptop says to his wife, “Did you change the wi-fi password?” “Yes, honey!” What’s the new one?” “It’s the date of our wedding anniversary!” Pause. “God dammit.” 
Board meeting of men cartoon reads, “Before we discuss destroying the competition, screwing our customers, and laughing all the way to the bank, let’s begin this meeting with a prayer.”
Facebook update reads, “Imagine how much self control the people who make bubble wrap must have.”
