Scientists were thrilled to find evidence that water once flowed heavily across the surface of Mars at one time. They delivered the news to shouts and cheers from fans of science everywhere.
Little known information is that Curiosity rover also uncovered a fully in-tact Holy Bible lodged under one of the rocks.
The find throws a huge wrench in the entire theory of evolution.
Scientists now believe that while evolution on earth resulted in organisms like insects, bacteria, fish, birds and mammals, Mars’s evolution must have given rise to great works of fiction.
More on the Curiosity discovery here.
For more on the bible discovery, you’re just going to take it on faith.
Why would I lie to you? I’m your friend.
If you can’t believe in what I’m telling you, imagine the crap you’ll be persuaded by.