Above is a suicide note that God left near the scene of yet another suicide attempt by the almighty.
I know what you’re thinking. How does a being that doesn’t exist commit suicide?
Well, you’re just going to have to have faith.
Although, you have to question whether it was
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I would like to point out that what’s most funny about the note is that it was written on a legal pad.
Text below the fold.
To all my children on earth,,
I wish I’d never created this cruel world. I say “let there be light,” but there is no light.
Not anymore. There is only darkness.
I am sorry. I’d hoped it didn’t have to come to this. But I hurt constantly and I don’t want to be here anymore.
I am an omnipotent sham. I’m the worst supreme being ever. No wonder millions of people don’t believe in me anymore.
I let all of you down. I know you deserve better. Tell the rest of the trinity I’m sorry.