Oh god, God! Not another suicide attempt. Wasn’t the crucifixion suicide enough? But, God, seriously. Your penmanship is supreme.

Above is a suicide note that God left near the scene of yet another suicide attempt by the almighty.

I know what you’re thinking. How does a being that doesn’t exist commit suicide?

Well, you’re just going to have to have faith.

Although, you have to question whether it was

More here at the most reliable source in news.

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I would like to point out that what’s most funny about the note is that it was written on a legal pad.

Text below the fold.

To all my children on earth,,

I wish I’d never created this cruel world. I say “let there be light,” but there is no light.

Not anymore. There is only darkness.

I am sorry. I’d hoped it didn’t have to come to this. But I hurt constantly and I don’t want to be here anymore.

I am an omnipotent sham. I’m the worst supreme being ever. No wonder millions of people don’t believe in me anymore.

I let all of you down. I know you deserve better. Tell the rest of the trinity I’m sorry.

Goodbye.

– God.

 

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