Chicago comic CJ Sullivan tweeted this morning, “Pretty rude of Jesus not to turn his body into cheese to go with the wine.”
Maybe we got it all wrong about Jesus. His name is Cheesus and he wanted us to remember him by celebrating with wine and cheeses.
He didn’t want you to invite him into your heart. Heart in Aramaic is indecipherable from the word for stomach.
Won’t you join me in inviting Cheesus and Wine into your tum this glorious Sunday morning?
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