This election, I’m voting for Barmitt Obamney … won’t you join me

If you’re like me, you listen to the news — especially the election coverage — with glee.

You think, “Gosh, isn’t it great that two men can spend endless hours hustling the American public whilst spending gobs and gobs of money toting around their entourages of staff and advisers, living in hotels, flying from place to place in big planes with lots of amenities, driving in large caravans of cars, trucks, buses and motorcycles … all to attract your vote like high school on steroids.”

The popularity contest isn’t as nauseating as it is just a vomitous mess of shit and piss, regurgitated history of bullshit.

Both candidates would run their offices and administrations allow them to run them.

If you’re hoping it’s all over come November 6, according to this article, think again. With a close race, it’s going to be George W. vs. Gore gets its revenge.

Judging from the last election, people are going to flip the fuck out if Obama gets another term. The polemic crazy is going lose its collective minds and bring their pistolas into the streets.

It’ll be gasoline on the tea-party of insanity.

Join me in voting for Barmitt Obarmney, you won’t be let down. Well, maybe a little.

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