Eureka! I have finally found proof of a race of miniature people living in our back yard.
They must have had a picnic recently and they left some of their trash.
Silly little people. Don’t they know if they’re found they’ll go straight to a circus. Not to mention all the poking and prodding in labs.
So everybody … Shhhhhhh!!! … Help me keep them secret.

Shhhhhh
Great sense of humor!