Below are just a small example of what the funny kids are posting over at I have seen the whole of the internet and Tastefully Offensive Tumblr.
You’re welcome.
Salt shaker reads, “Okay, if you’re reading this because your date hasn’t arrived and you’ve run out of people to text, here’s something to keep you busy for another 1.2 seconds. Salt was once such valuable commodity it was used as money. Okay, now you’re on your own.
I will be buried in a spring loaded casket filled with confetti, and a future archaeologist will have one awesome day at work.
Cat peering over bathroom wall meme reads, “Human, your tail is on backwards.”
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