Clever Marketing: I see what you did there…..

 

Bus ad  reads: “Sofa King- Our Prices Are Sofa King Low”

Clever.

Happiness is …

… A homemade bowl of barley and mushroom soup. Happiness is changing your diet to an almost exclusively fresh ingredient menu.

Happiness is Homemade, because canned soup has enough sodium to fill a salt mine … And ramen noodle soup has enough sodium to fill that mine twice.

Happiness is homemade soup, served in a bowl your mom bought you (with your name on it) because she had the foresight to know that one day, it really would be “Jeremy’s Soup”. Thanks, Mom, for providing the discipline and the health education to make this process so much easier.

Bon Appetit.

Sarah Palin’s List of Services

I imagine that celebrities and politicians have a list of services that a person or organization could hire them for.

• Public Speaking. Check.
• Graduation speaking. Check.
• Product Endorsement. Check for E.D.

Sarah Palin has one that others don’t.

• Boost TV ratings by acting like a complete goon. Booya.

I read here after googling services that politians offer that Letterman has succeeded in making Palin look good. Wait, what?

I guess to a Palin supporter, she might look okay. But comedy is no-holds barred. There is no sacred ground. There’s no bad news here. What? Because formidably awful Olive Garden pulled its ads from the show, we should all be crying with Palin?

Olive Garden is awful.

And so is Palin.

The Irony

I saw this horrible sign here: The Dangers of Fundamentalism, Part 94 – Jeffrey Goldberg

Apart from the sickheaded foulness of the statement, there is a rich irony in the posting of the biblical passage Galatians 6:7. It says no one mocks god.

That sign is nothing but a mockery of god. 

It’s like a Walmart sign. “Come inside where our greeters will greet you. Our sermons are cheap and the music is cheaper. Our prices are low to stomp out the competition. Our competition are those evil abortionists like Tiller, and boy did we stomp that asshole out.”

Nobody mocks god better than Christians. 

 

Motion Picture

Here’s a video I did this year. Its purpose was to help a company broadcast its branding initiative throughout its 25,000 employees worldwide.