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		<title>Put it like that, and I&#8217;m for biblical marriage, too!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 21:17:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I saw this marriage graphic getting all kinds of &#8220;likes&#8217; on Facebook. Stop me if you&#8217;ve seen it. I&#8217;m personally drifting toward &#8220;Man + Wives + Concubines&#8221; myself. Wouldn&#8217;t sex with multiple hot partners be awesome! And taking care them all &#8230; a flatulent breeze! This is seriously what has always come to mind with yahoos say [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20154&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>What the funny kids are posting</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When you need a little light loving pick me up, try one of these sites: Tastefully Offensive or I have seen the whole of the Internet. Graphic &#8220;How the gentlemen died out&#8221; Two sperms say &#8220;After you sir and no, no after you&#8221; and one says, &#8220;Get out of the way, Jerks!&#8221; Girl holding Mr. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20148&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;They&#8221; cured the common cold in 1898. Why the hell is it still around?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[According to the above advertisement, Karswood Creosote cures everything from the common cold and flu to bronchitis, asthma and whooping cough. Why is the common cold still around then? I&#8217;m still unsure why we didn&#8217;t popularize Jesus&#8217; ability to cure things in one hot second. I mean, he literally raised people from heart-stopped-ness. Where were the scientists [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20143&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Women *love* Santorum</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:45:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[About this vid: Uploaded by TheSecondCityNetwork on Jan 30, 2012 What kind of woman supports Rick Santorum? We don&#8217;t know, so we had to imagine. Every 7 minutes, a woman is raped. If this is some form of gift, Rick Santorum&#8217;s God is a Secret Santa of questionable value indeed. Director: Andy Cobb Producer: Mike [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20141&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The little person from Twin Peaks got some work!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:37:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I might be mistaken, but the scene in the above Super Bowl ad with the last living munchkin looks a lot like the guy from the dream sequences in Twin Peaks. A lot. I could be wrong.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20138&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s my week to shovel</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 16:01:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our condo association is self-managed. We take turns as units shoveling snow over the winter. So far, there has been no snow during one of my weeks to shovel. This morning, I took Lu out wearing only a sweatshirt. It&#8217;s the last day of January 2012, and I could wear short sleeves outside. It&#8217;s nuttiness [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20134&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Sinclair Lewis obviously never met sweet, sweet Sarah Palin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Graphic of Sarah Palin wrapped in an American Flag holding a cross reads, &#8220;When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.&#8221;  –Sinclair Lewis, 1835 This is obviously a fake or a Poe.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20126&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The secret of enjoying good wine</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:35:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The secret of enjoying good wine: 1. open the bottle to allow it to breathe. 2. If it does not look like it&#8217;s breathing, give it mouth to mouth.  Via<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20129&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>In a week, we&#8217;re off to Bali</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 23:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh Em to the Gee. In a week, Tina and I are off to Bali. No, not Bali, Texas. Bali, Indonesia. Fortunately, Tina and I have a huge project we&#8217;re wrapping up this week. It&#8217;s good, because I think I&#8217;d be chewing my nails if I had a regular week fo work. I&#8217;ve been working [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20121&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Despite being virtually landlocked, Pennsylvania manages to float out to the Seas of Insanity</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 21:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The story of Pennsylvania collectively signing off on Insanity by declaring 2012 the &#8220;Year of the Bible&#8221; has been circulating. Here&#8217;s one commentary that uses lots of Founding Father quotes to make a case against the &#8220;Year of the Bible&#8221; resolution. I thought the story of Lot&#8217;s daughters getting him drunk and fucking him was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20103&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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