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		<title>@JoeMyGod sings the hits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:15:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<title>Coffee with Jesus</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus and a woman are talking about the end times. The woman says that the Mayans predicted this year. Jesus says they ran out of room on their calendar and to enjoy life. The woman says, so maybe we should just live each day as if it were our last? And Jesus says, &#8220;If you [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20035&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Renaissance women are XXX SUPER HOT XXX</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:28:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Forget the pinup girls and the models of today, let&#8217;s get our collective libidos glaring red hot with some Renaissance heat. I love this take on the &#8220;When did this &#8230; become hotter than this?&#8221; meme.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20030&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>And Jude wins the 300K contest!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:32:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I just received the screen capture above from Jude. He&#8217;s the lucky winner of the 300,000th hit award &#8230; erhm, the 300,184th hit award! For a while there I was thinking I would to change the contest to the 300,185th hit award. Phew. Crises averted. Jude will have to choose from his very own copy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20026&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Friday words of advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:56:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Graphic of sweet looking dog reads, &#8220;Be the person your dog thinks you are.&#8221; Via I have seen every great graphic on the Internet<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20022&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Here comes the bride, all tacked up in white saddles and stirrups</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 14:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, spit to the ding, if gays can marry &#8230; that means people are going to marry horses and zebras. It is a logical conclusion. Spit ding.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20017&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Scientists find tulip-like fossil that God wanted to hide from everyone until 2012</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 13:30:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or maybe scientists found a tulip-like fossil that Satan buried to confuse people to accepting an old Earth theory. That crafty Satan and his fossil hiding. Whatever the case, check out this awesome discovery. A bizarre creature that lived in the ocean more than 500 million years ago has emerged from the famous Middle Cambrian [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20007&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>UPDATED: Be the 300,000th hit and win your chance at awesomeness</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Le Café Witteveen is ramjamthankyoumamin&#8217; toward 300,000 hits. The person who lands on the site and gets a screen capture of the ticker reading 300,000 &#8212; without photoshopping it &#8212; gets their very own, slightly used, top-of-the-line, VHS copy of &#8220;Jubei Ninpucho&#8221; a brilliant Manga film that I&#8217;ve never watched. I take it back. They [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20014&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hipstamatic Wait! Wait! Don&#8217;t tell me. Seriously</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 01:33:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jeremy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tina an I are at a rockstar taping of Wait wait &#8230; Don&#8217;t tell me. We have VIP seats thanks to our friend Jessica. Can&#8217;t wait to meet Carl kasell.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cafewitteveen.wordpress.com&amp;blog=8052235&amp;post=20012&amp;subd=cafewitteveen&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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