Glenn Beck logic: 95% believe therefore you shouldn’t criticize Santorum or Satan


Over at Facebook, a “friend” liked a Glenn Beck article called, “OMG! Rick Santorum is Religious!?

Curiosity encouraged me to click on it to read for myself. I’m not going to spend much time on this, as we all know that Beck is an easy target.

In a nutshell, Beck lambasts anyone who would criticize Santorum for his religious views or for saying that “Satan has targeted America” back in 2008.

Beck says that in a country with 95% of the population believing in a higher power, how could anyone criticize Santorum?

  • Firstly, when did the number go up from around 80% belief to 95%?
  • Secondly, if you place yourself in a spotlight, you are subject to praise and criticism. Questioning that is a waste of time.
  • Thirdly, if you expect everyone to believe in an invisible being who is supposedly responsible for all of the world’s woes — and for burying fossils to confuse science and Young Earth Creationists — you deserve criticism. If you are a presidential candidate who thinks an invisible being exists without any proof whatsoever, you deserve utmost criticism.

Satan, the evil being that God allows to exist so that he’s not accused of tyranny or un-just-ness. Satan, the guy who is responsible for you lusting sexually over your neighbor’s body. Satan, the guy who is responsible for cancer, disease, turmoil and tribulation.

He’s invisible and 95% of the American population knows he exists.

And he has targeted America and all free people.

With his invisible target devices.

What part of this am I not supposed to criticize?

Obligatory (for universal reasons): Glenn Beck transitioning off TV


End Of An Era of the Day

We are thanking goodness for this upcoming transition for Glenn Beck to make the transition off of TV.

Complete rebloggity blog from The Daily Wh.at:

After much prognostication on the part of the media, the Glenn Beck-backed website The Blaze is officially confirmingreports that the Fox News persona will be “transitioning off” his daily show to focus on developing and producing “a variety of television projects for air on the Fox News Channel as well as content for other platforms including Fox News’ digital properties.”

“Glenn Beck is a powerful communicator, a creative entrepreneur and a true success by anybody’s standards,” said Fox News CEO Roger Ailes in a prepared statement. “I look forward to continuing to work with him.”

Despite the release’s insistence that Beck’s show is “consistently the third highest rated program on cable news,” Business Insider reported in January that Glenn Beck has seen a significant slide in ratings, losing 1.8 million viewers — 39% of its total audience — since last year.

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Glenn Beck poes it up like TamTamPamela


Only he’s not a poe (or is he?). He’s definitely a jerk.

He said that the earthquake might be a message from god.

Says Beck-a-poo:

“There’s a message being sent. And that is, ‘Hey, you know that stuff we’re doing? Not really working out real well. Maybe we should stop doing some of it.’ I’m just saying.”

Don’t take my word for it. Listen here. You can also listen to his opportunism to plug food insurance here.

If Beck were smart, he’d take TamTamPamela’s lead and hang up his dunce cap.

Beck’s & FOX News’ Anti-Christ prophet? – Rachel Maddow


When I read through a thread of discussion on a Christian blog or forum, I can’t make it through. The crazy is mind blowing. Sometimes I’ll be impressed by a believers’ opening sentence, and start gagging with every subsequent sentence.

When I’ve watched clips of Glenn Beck or even turned on his show, I force myself to listen and finally turn it off after having my mind bent from the woo that people think and listen to.

I could hardly make it to the end of this Rachel Maddow clip. I can’t believe Maddow took the time to report on Beck explaining the anti-Christ to his viewers. Doesn’t her reportage somehow give more credence to Beck’s inanity? Then again, you can’t stand idly by while the invisible, unprovable evils in the world are recognized on national television as if its true.

And now I feel compelled to put this stupid clip in front of you.

Our brains must all be sick.

I have sold myself to a devil that doesn’t exist.

Honk.

Via Joe. My. God.

RETRACTION: This cartoon shows what Glenn Beck believes (via Le Café Witteveen)


While reading The Friendly Atheist (here), I learned that the video I posted (below link) is NOT accurate. It doesn’t not accurately portray what Mormons believe.

Although, I have to say, Mormonism is still a nutty religion and Glenn Beck should still be considered asinine for aligning himself with it.

I apologize for misleading you regarding the video. I will expect an angry mob including yourselves and Glenn Beck lovers everywhere. My buzzer reads, “Bob”. Let yourselves in. I’ll be waiting.

Glenn Beck is a moron Mormon. The video below is a teaching tool that Mormons showed their youth for bible study and learning. It offers all kinds of great information about the origins of Mormonism, including where black people come from. How in Sanity’s name could you take Beck seriously after learning the load of incredible fantasy that man holds as true and good? Before you criticize this cartoon as crazy, consider the beliefs you uphold and … Read More

via Le Café Witteveen

This cartoon shows what Glenn Beck believes


Glenn Beck is a moron Mormon. The video below is a teaching tool that Mormons showed their youth for bible study and learning. It offers all kinds of great information about the origins of Mormonism, including where black people come from.

How in Sanity’s name could you take Beck seriously after learning the load of incredible fantasy that man holds as true and good?

Before you criticize this cartoon as crazy, consider the beliefs you uphold and second guess whether your ideas are absolutely bonker nuts.

And then pat yourself on the back for not falling for Mormonism. What a load of bullshit.

Via Stumble Upon

***UPDATE Feb, 9, 2011***

According to this, this video isn’t an accurate portrayal of Mormonism.

Although despite the video being fake, the fact remains that Mormonism is completely crazy, and it would be completely crazy to believe the stuff they teach.