I prematurely congratulated Bette Midler

March 9, 2012

Bette Midler says, “I haven’t left my house in days. I watch the news channels incessantly. All the news stories are about the election. All the commercials are for Viagra and Cialis. Election, erection, election, erection — either way it’s about getting screwed.” 

Thanks for the FB post, MJ!

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