When Science hands North Carolina hard, indisputable facts about Global Warming, North Carolina knows what to do with it.
Just like a Yeshua Fog parent with a gay child, they ignore him, that’s what.
They throw him or her out with the bathwater.
Ignorance … [strong inhale] … that’s the shit, man.
Cough. Cough.
Cough.
From that liberal rag the LA Times:
As a coastal state, North Carolina faces the same global climate challenges of rising sea levels and turbulent weather that island countries and other coastal regions have begun to confront, and to ask what to do next: Do they build walls? Draw their population inland and upland?
Here’s the NoCa solution: pretend it’s not happening. Pass a law saying it can’t happen because we say it can’t. Which is to say, ban any government agency from using the standard scientific tools like extrapolating data to figure out what’s happening, and thus avoid all those scary, silly scientific facts and figures.
North Carolina cannot get out of the spotlight. With her batting down of the homos left and right and now the blind-eye turning, Global-Warming avoiding perspective they’re now legislating … we can only hope someone is right and Jesus comes back to swoop up all these yahoos into the heavens.
Just kidding. I have no proof that Jesus is ever coming back. It’s not like, say, Global Warming or anything.
Besides family and friends live in NC. Or NoCa as the article writes.
Let’s all bow our heads into our open palms and shake our heads back and forth.
What else can we do?
The Crazy is winning the horserace in NoCa, and nobody noticed my sweet-ass, larger-than-Audrey-Hepburn’s hat that I’ve been wearing.
What a bummer.
Thanks, Xina!
Posted by Jeremy 
