Franklin Graham says Obama fist bumped God … big difference

In response to Obama’s declaration that homosexuals deserve the right to marry, all the major media outlets reported that Obama shook his fist at God.

This can’t be further from the truth.

God told me what happened.

Franklin explained that God was thrilled with the news, and it was the equivalent of a fist bump to the almighty. Franklin’s support of gay marriage has been wishy-washy up until this point, but now that the leader of the free world has stepped up his accepting rhetoric, Graham is jumping on the bandwagon of what’s just and right in the eyes of Jesus Christ.

Don’t forget. You heard it here first.

 

Billy Graham: The bible’s definition of marriage is clear, I just don’t have any room to show you where the bible says it on this full-page ad

Isn’t it amazing.

Billy Graham takes out a full-page ad (above) supporting heterosexual marriage in North Carolina, claims in the ad that the bible is clear on the topic, and yet there’s not one citation to the bible.

He writes:

“The Bible is clear – God’s definition of marriage is between a man and a woman.”

Dear reader, please show me this clear passage. Show me it, and in the meantime, I’ll show you 100 clearer stories of marriage that oppose one man/one woman.

When this is your message, you clearly need to find a new resource for morality.

Vote AGAINST, North Carolina.

Let compassion and humanism — clearly the authority on morality and human behavior — guide your decision. Not this morally corrupt, contemptible excuse for a leader of people.

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