April 6, 2012
Sweet-ass friend of the blog Joanne Casey at I have seen the whole of the Internet and the kids at Tastefully Offensive are never short of great goodness featured on their blogs.
Check out a few of the funnies they’ve been posting.
“Whoever said nothing is impossible has obviously never tried to staple water to a tree.”
Grumpy old man says, “Back in my day the bathroom was used to take a shit. Not to take pictures.’
Scott Hilburn cartoon of doctor telling a pineta in the hospital, “Looks like he’s gonna pull through, but it must’ve been a pretty vicious attack … he’s lost a lot of candy.”0
Missing dog poster with $20 scratched out and replaced with $10. reward. Shows a pug. Reads “His name is eric and he’s an idiot. That’s probably why he’s missing. His face is like a skillet and he’s nude. (Sorry about his balls). Also I’m selling this drum I have for $20. if you’re interested.
God on the computer swearing says, “Oh my … self”
February 29, 2012
I saw the above Facebook update the other day and it made me laugh.
Guy says, “Jason is packing to leave for Warsaw, Poland for a week.”
First response from some girl: “Poland???? Wow, that will be very cool … how long you there”
Hate to break it to you Michelle, but Jason told us how long in his update.
And I thought girls didn’t listen. Now they don’t read either?
When I was growing up, the dumb people jokes were commonly Polack jokes.
That I’m aware of, I never met a Polack before I moved to Chicago, which is chockfull of Polacks. But that didn’t stop me from laughing at Polack jokes.
I mean, how do you get a one-armed Polack out of a tree?
One time I was driving with Tina and I accidentally blocked another car from pulling through an intersection while traffic was stopped in front of me. The girl in the other car opened her window and said, “Get out of the fucking way, you Polack!”
Tina will never let me live it down.
November 5, 2011
Photo of a street sign that reads, “21th st.”
Photo of a great dane and a tiny black chihauhua, reads, “One of my spots just fell off.”
Graphic reads, “Single (noun): A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.”
Photo of cats standing on bed reads, “Did you see our human? I think it’s still outside.”
Photo of space. Graphic reads, “When you wish upon a star, you’re a few million lightyears late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.” Illustration of pigeon reads, “I will shit on everything you love.”
A collection of funny from Tastefully Offensive and reddit.com/r/funny