Romney: If my grandkids were gay, “I’d want them to be happy”

 

In the same clip above, Romney says his kids are married so he’d be surprised if they were gay.

That’s interesting. It’s somewhat naive.

I have no statistics, but I’ve talked to my brother-in-law and he says that a lot of hookups at gay bars are with married men who are out for the night. Sometimes they’re in another city. Sometimes they’re horny.

But regardless, good for Romney to do a townhall thing with Univision.

 

 

The new joke: How many cops does it take to arrest lemonade vendors?

Admittedly, these protestors are illegally selling lemonade (without vodka!) on the U.S. Capitol lawn.

The horror!

The protest is to show that while they knew they were wrong, the police overstepped their bounds several times. It’s now documented.

It also shows how ridiculous it is for little kids’ lemonade stands to get shut down.

But as far as the protest goes, wasn’t it cut and dry? Why didn’t the police arrest the lemonade salespeople as soon as money was transacted.

Silly, silly, silly.

And by the way, don’t touch my camera!

More about the video below the jump.

Am I the only Debra Oberlin lover on the planet?

Former Gainesville Florida president of Mothers Against Drunk Driving Debra Oberlin was arrested last week for driving while impaired.

I posted it here. My headline was, “I love you, Debra Oberlin.”

Who in the world couldn’t love this woman?

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Over the weekend, someone or some group is battering Le Café with hits. It’s as if someone googled the search terms “Debra Oberlin .234 and .239″ and is clicking the link over and over and over. I have 100s of incoming hits off of those exact search terms. I can’t imagine more than one person using those exact terms to search for Oberlin.

But maybe I’m wrong. Floridians aren’t known for being the brightest bulbs in the socket.

Regardless, Oberlin will get what she deserves (hopefully). Yet I imagine all those AA lovin’ Oberlin haters are all going to embrace forgiveness and not anger when they pummel her with their hateful words. Sort of like this lover who responded on the original post:

This hippocritical bitch should be public beat to death or better yet,turned over to any 100 of the thousands whose lives she helped ruin with her holier than thou bullshit,and let them deal with her.It would be too much to ask for that the system will subject her to the full extent of the law.They will probably coddel her because of the income flow she helped create.

“Love ‘em with hate,” should be the next motto on the Florida license plates.

Get crackin’, all you Floridian prisoners!

Iso, the cute little Dachshund is at it again … what pieces of shits his owners are

I have an issue with these videos (below). Yes, they’re cute, but I go out of my way to only upload content that I have copyrights for onto YouTube.

When average Joes and Janes upload videos with copyrighted music and they stay up, it pisses me off.

The videos look great, because they’re shot on cameras with stunning video quality. But the uploaders should have to follow the same copyright laws that the rest of us have to honor.

But then again, if they aren’t abusing copyrights, copyright laws need to change, so law abiders can jump on that bandwagon, too.

Hey Pomplamoose! Someone stole your song and used it to advertise their little cute Dachshund and get mad hits on their YouTube page without you getting a drop of the usage rights fees. You look like idiots!

Judge Rules White Girl Will Be Tried As Black Adult

The court ruled a white teen who stabbed a classmate to death will face the jury as a 300-pound black man.

Via a very reputable source and also from here.

Reblog: Woman Whipped In Public For Wearing Trousers – This is why we fight

This is the kind of depravity caused only by religion. This is why we must be public about our outrage. This why we must teach the religious that the world is better viewed through the lens of science matched with reason and logic, rather than through superstition and ancient biblical screeds.

Now, what do you do? Earn and display your PhD In Heresy diploma, wear our heretical apparel, atheist t-shirts and hats in public, and the faithful will question you.  These actions present an opportunity for you to explain why science, reason and logic are necessary to overcome superstition and myth.

Read on

 

The State’s Attorney office called me

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Last week, a guy broke into our unlocked car and was about to steal our piece of shit GPS device, when my alert neighbor Gerry saw him from inside his apartment and tried to chase him away. When the perp didn’t run off by Gerry’s nearby presence, Gerry called the cops and held him until they arrived. Here’s my original post.

Apparently the court case is moving forward and I was requested to be at a hearing this Friday at 1:30, which I’m not going to make, because of a previously scheduled photography job.

The representative from the State’s Attorney office is a super cool, professional lady named Rosie Perez. Actually, I don’t think her name is Rosie Perez, but I’m going to call her that, because it makes her sound even cooler.

I’m not sure what’s in the water right now, but I didn’t tell you that on Saturday night, I was off to run an errand in our car when I discovered I forgot the RedBox Movie we rented. I drove back home and called Tina to throw the movie down. We have a great system where we put stuff in plastic bags and throw them out the windows or off the porch when one of us doesn’t feel like hiking three flights of stairs.

As I’m driving up, I notice five kids milling around the grass behind our place. It was dark, and it’s not an uncommon sight to see kids cutting through the park back there.

I pulled into our gated area and didn’t think too much of the kids. Tina was waiting for me on the porch, and she dropped the RedBox movie down in a blue Gap bag. It fluttered to my hands, and I heard the sounds of rocks hitting around me. I looked up and told Tina thanks, and a couple more pebbles hit into the fence and around my car.

I put two and two together and turned to those kids in the grass and yelled, “Get the FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! What’ are you trying to do?!?”

Man, I was pissed. I’m not sure telling them to scram was the right choice. They were no older than 12. But I didn’t want them throwing another stone at me and hitting the car or the place where Goliath was hit that brought him down to the ground.

As I was yelling at them, one of the kids turns around and screams, “Sorry!!!”

As if that made it all better.