August 21, 2012
The female reproductive system according to Todd Akin features all kinds of improvements to the female anatomy including “The Lord,” “Tear Ducts,” “Legitimate Bladder,” “The Soul” and “Eww.”
After yesterday’s awesome response to this post, I figured our best source of information was regular-reading Xina.
Seen at The Daily What
July 12, 2012
I saw two bible verses posted on Facebook recently that caught my attention.
Mind you, these are verses that I loved as a Christian. In that way that believers do, I kept them “close to my heart.” By saying that, these were the things I recalled when times were hard or I was troubled.
This one is sort of long so I’m throwing the rest below the fold. Read the rest of this entry »
June 30, 2011
Believers claim boldfaced that the New Testament is a story of love, forgiveness, and representative of an awesome, merciful, all-loving god.
Keep that in mind when you read this story from Acts 5: 1-10:
1 Now a man named Ananias, together with his wife Sapphira, also sold a piece of property. 2 With his wife’s full knowledge he kept back part of the money for himself, but brought the rest and put it at the apostles’ feet.
3 Then Peter said, “Ananias, how is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit and have kept for yourself some of the money you received for the land? 4 Didn’t it belong to you before it was sold? And after it was sold, wasn’t the money at your disposal? What made you think of doing such a thing? You have not lied just to human beings but to God.”
5 When Ananias heard this, he fell down and died. And great fear seized all who heard what had happened. 6 Then some young men came forward, wrapped up his body, and carried him out and buried him.
7 About three hours later his wife came in, not knowing what had happened. 8 Peter asked her, “Tell me, is this the price you and Ananias got for the land?”
“Yes,” she said, “that is the price.”
9 Peter said to her, “How could you conspire to test the Spirit of the Lord? Listen! The feet of the men who buried your husband are at the door, and they will carry you out also.”
10 At that moment she fell down at his feet and died. Then the young men came in and, finding her dead, carried her out and buried her beside her husband.
Moral of the story, god will kill you if you
fuck with lie about his money. This is a biblical tale, not a myth. It’s something that could happen to you … but, it NEVER does.
Via The Holy Bible.
January 25, 2011
Come on, atheists. Let’s capitalize on the imminent death of or Lord and Savior CHRISTopher Hitchens. It’s time to be just as dumb as everything and everyone we criticize! Submit your personal story to the “Make Christopher Hitchens a god” movement!
Put together an homage to Chris Hitchens so he’ll know how much you love him! How has Hitch impacted your life? How did he make you hate Jesus? How much did he influence your hate for god?
Need an opportunity to kiss and fondle Hitch’s balls while blood is still coursing through his veins and just before he roasts in eternal torment?
Here’s a link from Think Atheist that’ll help you kiss Hitch’s hairy ass.
Wait, does cancer therapy eliminate hair on buttocks, too? Maybe hairy isn’t the right descriptor.
Remember: don’t be too obsequious, you might get passed over.
Don’t forget: Don’t be too verbose, no one likes to read more than a few paragraphs.
Be just the right amount of clever. Be just the right amount of emotional. And just the right amount of atheist, and you might get published and used to generate ad sales and income for Think Atheist!
If Hitch notices you, you might get famous and become … the … next … (big Oprah voice) … CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS!!!
There are some days when I can’t stand the atheist movement.