Wouldn’t you know it!?! Pat Robertson is hogging God. He actually talked to him, and God gave him direct words to relay to humanity.
God also told Patty who the next president of the United States is, but he can’t talk about it. God told him to keep his mouth shut on that one.
Imagine that, God told Pat, and this would be a verifiable fact that could come true and show us God and Pat are soul buddies.
But that’s beside the point, at 2:22 in the video above, Pat says, “God said, and I quote …”
Now I could be wrong, but God hasn’t talked to anyone directly since John the Revelator (if you believe that kind of thing). And if you don’t, well, he never said boo to anyone. It’s all a made up bunch of stories.
Anyway, take a look a the clip. Throw me a couple funny lines that stuck out to you in the comments. The damn 2.5 minutes is chockfull of great quotes.
Hey Mr. Robertson, quit hogging Jesus and share him with the rest of us. We’re dying to hear straight from the horse’s mouth. And oh yeah, when you were talking about Obama, you forgot Romans 13:1 that says God places every authority in power. So you’re kinda really not following the bible you claim you follow.
Posted by Jeremy 
