Bachmann, I’m not a judgmental person


After airing a clip from Friday’s program, during which actor Kirk Cameron calls homosexuality “detrimental, and ultimately destructive,” Piers Morgan asks his guest for her response:

“I’m not here as anybody’s judge,” insists Bachmann.

“We’ll, you got to have a view,” states the host.

“Me? Hardly, hardly, hardly,” jokes the Congresswoman.

Morgan then goes on to refer to Bachmann as “one of the most judgemental people in American politics,” to which the Republican from Minnesota takes offense:

“Well that’s rude. That’s absolutely rude.”

Bachmann: That’s a gotcha question


Palin leads the pack by influencing new vocabulary. “Gotcha questions”? Really?

And how is a woman who started a business qualified to be president of the United States of America?

I get it. Obama wasn’t qualified either.

But she equates starting a business with qualifications.

That means I should be president too.

Hmm, that’s a thought.

Hey Bachmann, it’s time to retire the dumbass position of gay = evil just like you’ve retired so many other dumbass ideas in the bible. Apparently it needs repeating every five minutes with these people.

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Newt Gingrich answers questions about marriage, trust, fidelity


Newt says, “Trust my sexual proclivities and reformation cuz I’m a grampa [spit, ding].”

Via JMG

Also of note is this post at The Daily Wh.at about the composer for Rick Perry’s Strong commercial being a gay Jew with a tendency to promote communism.

Quaint.

 

Gay marriage leads to [spit, ding] Eiffel Tower weddins


Because if gay marriage is approved, next thing you know, people start playing Mendelssohn’s Wedding March to themselves and inanimate objects, like cupcakes, coffee makers and … ooo la la come here and let me poke you … Eiffel Towers.

About this video:

Michele Bachmann’s Iowa campaign chair Tamara Scott tells Bob Vander Plaats that legalizing gay marriage will lead to legalizing marriage with inanimate objects, like the Eiffel Tower.

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Taiwan takes teabaggin’ tea party-in’ Michele Obama Bachmann, I mean Michele O’Bachmann. What’s her name?


From http://www.nma.tv/

Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann is a favorite of the GOP’s Tea Party wing.

She is popular for her tax platform. Bachmann often invokes nostalgia for the GOP’s better times. And that makes her popular with some in the Republican establishment.

But it hasn’t been easy going for Bachmann. She placed fifth in a New Hampshire straw poll.

And she flubbed her response to the State of the Union.

Bachmann has signed an anti-gay marriage pledge. And she has refused to answer questions about her effeminate husband and the ‘ex-gay’ therapy he offers to homosexuals.

The media haven’t treated Bachmann kindly. Chris Wallace asked if she was a flake.

Others have tried to make her look crazy. But will this Tea Party firebrand have the last laugh?

Bachmann is looking increasingly desperate, making promises she can’t keep such as $2 per gallon gas.

The spotlight is now on Rick Perry and Bachmann is struggling to get noticed.

The most Bachmann can hope for now is a No 2 spot on the GOP ticket.

Today in future presidents: Michele Bachmann


The stupid keeps burning brightly with this one. Check out this mega-amazing video of Michele:

I also saw this amazing quote from Bach-mama that will thrill you, if not make you want to re-elect her for 2016:

“I don’t know how much God has to do to get the attention of the politicians. We’ve had an earthquake; we’ve had a hurricane. He said, ‘Are you going to start listening to me here?’ Listen to the American people because the American people are roaring right now. They know government is on a morbid obesity diet and we’ve got to rein in the spending.”

Hurricanes that happen in hurricane season … must be the almighty!

Earthquakes happen all the time for eons … must be the powerful hand of YAHWEH.

What is he telling me? I just DON’T know!

I know one thing: God was clear about not invoking his name in vain. It’s a 10 commandment after all. But what would you expect from a person who prays in public?

An ode to bat-shit crazy Michele “With one L” Bachmann


“Are you a flake?”

Do you know a flake?

Do you think Carbon Dioxide is portrayed as harmful?

Does your gay husband try to cure gay people through prayer?

Do you hate science?

Do you call Koolaid, “tea”?

Do you misunderstand basic math?

Do you think Terry Schiavo was healthy?

Then Michele Bachmann is your lady!

MIchele Bachmann: ‘I don’t judge gays’


Yeah, Michele Idiot Bachmann, my gay friends are personally enslaved … and their eyes glow red when they look at me as if possessed by Satan.

Bachmann eschews the reality of homosexuality with the stupidest, unfounded ideology ever, then has the gall to say, “I’m running for president.” As if homosexuality isn’t one hot issue that, because of people like her, won’t go away. It’s an easy fix, Michele, accept homosexuality and ignore all those damning parts of the bible, just like you ignore so much of the rest of that book.

With these polls popping up and Obama’s record sliding, I’m starting to mentally prepare myself for Bachmann having a chance to be the next president. It’ll be a sad day for Americans.

Her inauguration speech will include the lines, “Come with me, America! Let me guide your hands back to the dismal dark ages. Because that’s when ignorance was winning and my religion stomped on the people’s collective faces! What a glorious time we will  have!”

From the YouTube video page:

Michele Bachmann, fresh from a victory in the Ames, Iowa Straw Poll on Saturday, appeared on NBC’s “Meet the Press” on Sunday morning, and was again dogged with questions about her anti-gay platform, this time declaring, “I don’t judge gays.”
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Obama Isn’t Working: Minnesota


From your future Mormon president, Mitt Romney:

During his Magical Misery bus tour this week, it is unlikely President Obama will speak with unemployed Americans, to near-bankrupt business owners, or to families struggling to survive in this economy. He is more interested in campaigning in swing states than working to solve the economic crisis that is crushing the middle class. Turning this economy around will require real leadership and the experience of someone who has actually worked in the private sector.

Via Joe MG