November 2, 2011
If you call a press conference, and sing a hymn — at the best of your ability — your sins will be absolved.
Take note! All ye child molesters, murderers and corporate greed hounds … this is how you gain America’s trust …
Not with standup behavior, but with attachment to higher power.
September 17, 2011
Pretend this is me talking to you about what we need more or less of.
Also, consider my mental health and calling someone for me … if you don’t mind.
About the vid:
David Bennett wants his team to act like dogs instead of cats at his weekly press conference leading up to CCU’s game against Catawba
To see more of the best of Bennett:
December 18, 2010
Something is rotten in the state of
When Gov. Steve Beshear held a Capitol news conference to announce potential state tax incentives for an amusement park built around a life-size Noah’s Ark earlier this month, he cited a feasibility study that predicted the park would attract 1.6 million visitors in its first year.
However, neither Beshear nor other state officials had seen or read the study, which was commissioned by Ark Encounter, LLC, the group building the theme park.