Facepalm. Fake Obama holding a sign that reads, “Pray 4 Assassin.”

November 9, 2012

 

So this was on someone’s doorstep in Alabama.

Remember all those people who screamed for the assassination of George Bush?

You don’t? Me neither.

Weird.

At least they spelled Assassin right. And I know how much time it takes to write out “for”, so there’s a good use of the number 4.

Gosh, it’s a good thing prayers don’t work, but still.

I hope — really hope — that this is dealt with properly.

More here.

Via JMG

 


Can we all bind together to elect Obama for a second term to see this come to fruition?

November 1, 2012

@JosephFarah #wnd

World Net Daily CEO and Editor Joseph Farah says that if Obama gets elected to a second term, he’s going Pol Pot on all journalists who oppose him.

No, not Farah, Obama.

Obama is going Pol Pot.

He’s going to go apeshit and declare a full-scale, Armageddon war on WND and FOX News.

You watch!

Don’t let that happen! Elect Romney, right?

That’s the message?

Rom-ney. Rom-ney. Rom-ney!

Noooooooo!

The message is to elect Obama, pop some corn and watch Obama gather the yahoos into a skating rink and hose them down with oppressive, professional ticklers.

In his own words, Farah writes (emphasis mine):

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If Barack Obama is re-elected Nov. 6 for a second term, he will declare a full-scale war on his domestic opposition.

There may not be another free and fair election in America.

I would expect due process to go the way of the horse and buggy.

I think he will move to shut down and destroy all independent media.

In fact, I think his biggest critics will be rounded up in the name of national security.

I love crackpots. They’re funny.

I can’t wait for this full-scale war on Obama’s domestic oppression.

Remember how Chris Christie bitched and moaned about his political bashing at the RNC when Christie asked for help after Sandy?

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

You don’t?

Yeah, me neither.

I’m still looking for fear mongering on the democrat side. Haven’t found it yet.

All except for the phone lady.

And that was a good thing.

I’m really pulling for Obama now.

We need to help Farah become right on at least one thing in his life. Wouldn’t that be grand?


Finally! We have proof that Satan exists. Phew!

October 26, 2012

Kelly Fenton (@kellyfen283 ) tweeted, “#MyFirstTime ad by #Obama is similar to an ad #Putin did. They must share the same advisor: #Satan #RussianStyleTactics #tcot”.

Here’s the ad in question.

I love that Kelly Fenton thinks Satan exists. No photos. No video. No proof. But Satan, the enemy of god, exists. Really. And he informs Obama and his supporters how to think.

Wait a minute. That makes me … possessed by Satan.

Unlike Fenton, I have video proof of her existence. And don’t tell anyone, but Jesus Christ makes an appearance in this video, too. If you tell anyone, it will shatter the atheist agenda! So shhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Via JMG

 

 

 


Gotta reblog! Joe My God: Fox News Spent The Day Lying

September 20, 2012

 

Tina and I spent the entire day downtown at a multimedia photo shoot. I’m worn out, logging film and footage.

Simultaneously, I’m catching up on my blog list.

When I stopped by Joe My God, there was a post about FOX News using a three-year old photo of Barack Obama with a Pirate, and explained that Obama had time to sit down with a Pirate and not deal with world affairs.

Priceless.

FOX News is a news embarrassment.

Joe My God posted the below video and wrote:

All morning today Fox News used a 2009 photo to claim that the president met with a pirate yesterday rather than address the Middle East situation with the prime minister of Israel. Obama posed for the photo three years ago as part of a joke sequence for that year’s White House Press Correspondents Dinner, which, of course, was attended by Fox News. Yesterday the Obama campaign tweeted the photo as a “Talk Like A Pirate Day” joke with the caption: “Arrrr You In?”  Fox’s story rocketed around the internet courtesy of closeted homosexual Matt Drudge. Fox finally tweeted a “correction” this afternoon.

Awesome.

 


Tickle my tickle spots … trickle down economies don’t work

August 15, 2012

I saw this graphic posted on Facebook. It reads:

The next time someone tells you that Obama is destroying the economy, remind them that the stock market is close to an all-time high and that corporate profits are as well… When they tell you that that hasn’t helped them any, remind them they’ve just admitted trickle-down economics doesn’t work.”

~ Whiskey and the Morning After Blog

My main economy information usually comes from NPR’s Marketplace. Although I don’t listen every day, Kai Ryssdal is often not as thrilled about the direction of the markets. That’s certainly not to say I’m right.

I’m admitting ignorance.

I have heard record corporate profits on several occasions, which pisses me off. I’ve heard that corporations are hoarding cash while continuing with hiring freezes.

Regardless, I’d love to know if anyone here — you know who you are you quiet bunch of quiet-heads — if this information can be backed up, since I’m a lameass who can’t seem to do it quickly.

And secondly, I strongly recommend taking a look at this blog: Whiskey and the Morning After.

Holy shit, the thing is a train wreck. When referring to republicans, they write “we” and they use “they” when referring to liberals.

Yet like my conservative friends, he appears liberal but clings to a conservative label.

They, him or her or they, post things that you shouldn’t miss like:

And those are just the front page of today’s version of the blog.

In a post called, “Confessions of a Recovering Catholic” he writes (emphasis mine):

For me, they don’t have all of the answers, no religion does. I’ve learned that in life, asking someone to give you the answers is intellectually lazy and a recipe for disaster. Even somehow through the course of my experiences, I were to find that the “true faith” was Catholicism, I could never go back to a church that allowed a priest to rail against “sins” that he was committing before or after the very service in which he condemned others for the same offense. I could never forgive a church that allowed the leader of their Knights of Columbus group, someone who was considered a pillar of the community, to molest kids in his basement office while his wife chatted with the victim’s parents upstairs and never try to stop him.

I’ll never stop having respect for those who consider themselves to be Christians, Catholics, or whatever and actually concentrate on what the religion was originally supposed to be about. However, until the day comes when the message goes back to taking care of the poor and outcast instead of the pathological obsession with people’s sexual habits and controlling their lives, count me out.

I super heart this blog!

The markets could be rocking for all anyone cares.

All I know is: Whiskey and the Morning after just got added to my watch list for cool blogs.


Coo coo: Evidence that Obama is gay

August 12, 2012

 

Long description about the video below the fold.

I recommend going to YouTube and reading the comments. They are both hysterical and somewhat compassionate toward this old kook.

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Franklin Graham says Obama fist bumped God … big difference

May 10, 2012

In response to Obama’s declaration that homosexuals deserve the right to marry, all the major media outlets reported that Obama shook his fist at God.

This can’t be further from the truth.

God told me what happened.

Franklin explained that God was thrilled with the news, and it was the equivalent of a fist bump to the almighty. Franklin’s support of gay marriage has been wishy-washy up until this point, but now that the leader of the free world has stepped up his accepting rhetoric, Graham is jumping on the bandwagon of what’s just and right in the eyes of Jesus Christ.

Don’t forget. You heard it here first.

 


… And on that farm he had a Bill O’Reilly, Ee i ee i oh! With a “I’m an idiot here” and I’m a “dumb dumb” here …

March 27, 2012

Last night, Tina went to be a bit earlier than I did. We both hit the sack earlier than usually. Times have been stressful, and sleep has been sparse.

On these kinds of nights, I tend to put on the TV news stations to see what they’re talking about. If we’re sharing the tube, we watch TV that we both might like.

Last night, Bill O’Reilly was talking about Trayvon Martin, just like everyone . O’Reilly is convinced there’s a story that the liberal media isn’t letting us know about yet, and that this story is going to give George Zimmermon the edge he needs to come out scott free.

The absolute funniest and sickest part of the whole show was O’Reilly’s spin on who made this story popular. At one point, he looked right in the camera at one point and said, “The American public can’t get enough of this story. They’ve made it the most discussed topic in public and won’t let it down.”

Frankly, I haven’t heard many people talking about the story at all. It’s the last thing small talk brings up.

This is a media story. It’s in the media all the fucking time.

I watched through some talking heads with different perspectives, and admired how Bill talked right over the right-leaning law perspective telling her what she was supposed to say. And then he argued with the left-leaning perspective about Obama’s, “He’d look like my son,” comment, but then finally agreed with him on his point … you know, so that Billy Boy looks like he’s “fair and balanced” a term made cliché in the 10 minutes I tuned in.

I bet he said it five times.

No kidding.

What a ruse.


So this happened in America. Someone help me out, is this 2012?

March 15, 2012

 

This is making its rounds. It’s a bumper sticker that has one of those strike outs through the Obama graphic and it reads, “Don’t Re-Nig In 2012.”

When I first saw it, I was all like, “Somebody spelled ‘renege’ wrong. Idiots.”

Then I was like, “Ohhhhhhhh.”

If you thought we were making progress with racism, let this be the pinch that wakes you out of your MLK dream.

This is why it’s really, extremely, severely hard to associate myself with a party that includes pathetic and absurd ignorance like this.

I’ll take cultural liberals every day of the week.


Santorum: Obama “A Snob” For Wanting Everyone To Go To College

February 25, 2012

Santorum called Obama a “snob” because he said he wants everyone to go to college. Santorum says that a college education means that students will become indoctrinated by liberal professors.

As if the first 18 years of a kid’s life isn’t enough time for parents and churches to take ahold of a brain.

And what happened to yours truly, who went to a conservative Presbyterian college … and turned out liberal?

It’s not Santorum I’m worried about here, either. It’s the audience who is clapping for such insanity.

Santorum’s opening his mouth, we should clap!

Imagine that: education = a bad thing.

Don’t get smart, ya’ll, that’ll lead to godless hedonism. Stay all dumb and shit so you can raise your stupid kids right.

It’s more like Santorum doesn’t want an educated constituency. Allah forbid any of them knew how to think for themselves.

Scary.

Via JMG

 


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