Pat Robertson: An asteroid will destroy the earth

In this clip, Pat Robertson explains that the bible predicts that an asteroid will destroy all of humanity on earth one day, and that you should put your hand into the hand of the one who calmed the waters.

Talk about pitiful logic. An act of god will destroy the earth so worship the hand that will destroy you.

Anyway, Joe My God pointed out that it appears Robertson believes in some form of evolution, because at 1:20, Robertson explains that an asteroid killed the dinosaurs. Young earthers tend to agree that dinosaurs lived concurrently with humanity, and an asteroid destroying the dinosaurs surely wouldn’t have left humanity unscathed. Perhaps this was a slip of the tongue. Or maybe the devil got ahold of his mouth for a second.

Who knows!?!

Honk.

As Tina would say, Robertson is talking out of both sides of his mouth. He wants to understand the world from a scientific perspective, but he wants to impress fervent belief and un-justified faith upon you at the same time.

Let’s all bow our heads and pray for the sins that Pat Robertson committed today  … and hope he continues to preach scientific perspective.

Via JoeMyGod

Pat Robertson raises dead babies from the grave … on TV

Speaking of Pat Robertson:

At the “Catch the Fire” conference in Virginia Beach, Pat Robertson conducts a mass faith healing of the audience.

The biggest thing that happened (video below) was a woman could smell her gum despite the allergies she had when the service started.

Miracles are AWESOME!

And here I was looking through the cracks in my fingers wondering when the dead babies would rise. Don’t take my word for it. Robertson actually says it.

Via Joe. My. God.