Are you pro- or anti-solid feces

Doesn’t it seem like Anti-Diarrhea medicine is shooting itself in the foot?

I mean, if pro-lifers want to paint pro-choicers as evil, they say, “anti-life,” right?

Same for pro-choicers and anti-choice.

So why don’t Anti-Diarrheal meds re-think their strategy and market themselves Pro-Solid Poops.

In the very least, Pro-Number Twos … not Number Threes.

Diarrhea … Cha cha cha.

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