I’m in Cincinnati gearing up for a trip to the Creation “Museum” tomorrow. I figured out that not only does the museum lie about history, it lies about how far the facility is from Cincinnati. On the web site, it says 7 miles. On google maps, 30 miles.
I reserved the best room possible at the Millenium so Tina and I could enjoy a romantic evening together. The ice machine on our floor and the floor below are out of order. The room is so so and no one came to turn down the bed.
I called down to the front desk to get an Internet cable, b/c it comes free with the room. After waiting 1.5 hours, I called down and said, “cancel.” I can hack this shit out on my phone, bitches.
Lots of disappointment this week. Like Annie sang sing sung …