Hallelujah! Undertaker opens coffin, scores a necklace, finds a pulse, screams like 5-year old girl, wets pants, screams for forgiveness, passes out and sleeps for a few minutes, wakes up, sucks thumb … ah bliss

All these things really happened according to this article about a guy who was pronounced dead. His family had him in a coffin, and the undertaker happened to bump his neck and find a pulse.

Perhaps we should all reconsider the story of Jesus. The dead guy’s name was Josef.

Perhaps this is the way Jesus is coming back? A mysterious resurrection.

Praise Josef!

3 thoughts on “Hallelujah! Undertaker opens coffin, scores a necklace, finds a pulse, screams like 5-year old girl, wets pants, screams for forgiveness, passes out and sleeps for a few minutes, wakes up, sucks thumb … ah bliss

  1. This is quite disturbing actually. How easy is it for even a professional to misdiagnose someone as dead? How common is it for people to be buried alive?

  2. Imagine that. You wake up completely in the dark, and for a few minutes before you die … again (?) … you think you’re in hell where you’re alone, it’s black or you’re blind, and then you die again.

    Suck City.

  3. This is bad science. It was January in POLAND! Of course, any body left outside would feel cold.

    In the first stage of death, the body is still warm, but can seem to be cold depending on the ambient temperature. He was in extreme cold. This should have been considered.

    It takes hours for a body to turn cold, and demonstrate rigor. In the meantime, it would be appropriate to try to warm the body and attempt CPR. They did not know how long he was like that. It sounds like it had just happened.

    What he had was hypothermia.

    Signs and symptoms of hypothermia include a weak pulse, and shallow breathing. Since he was in an extreme temperature, his heart seemed to stop. It was probably just beating occasionally. Hypothermia can end in death, so the processes slow down, and then finally stop.

    When he was brought inside, his body warmed up, and all physical processes increased to detectable levels.

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