Since Mark Tetzlaff stumbled on a four-month-old blog post and trolled a response with a link to his blog explaining he reviewed Dawkins’ book, “The Greatest Show on Earth” and explained that he disagreed with it, I have carried on a futile dialogue with him — a rock-solid idiot — and his dismally dolt partner in blogging Justin.
Yes, I’ve resorted to name calling. It has come to this. Let me tell you why. It’s going to be rife with wry language. I expect fully to be called out for it. I expect to be chastised and for Justin and Tetzlaff to say, “See, evolutionists are assholes jerks who resort to name calling.” And I welcome it. By all means, send your fellow believers here in droves to read how awful we are. I welcome it with open arms.
Seriously, Christians, if these boys are who you have representing you, start a new faith. These guys make believers look dumb. I know you’re not dumb believers. I’ve met and love many of you. But these guys, bottom of the barrel morons.
What do I want? I want to have a SERIOUS conversation with one of you. Please, with sugar on top. Send someone who doesn’t make faith — specifically American Christianity that denies evolution — to be a sport at the special olympics.
It doesn’t have to be this way. Only American Christianity is this bad at denying evolution. The only people who are worse live in Islamic countries.
It has been demonstrated that Intelligent Design [Creationism] is NOT science. Why we even give you a chance is beyond me. We don’t “teach the controversy” and bring astrology to astronomy classes. We don’t bring alchemy to chemistry classes. Complaining about how “impossible” evolution is won’t make it not true. Read about biological evolution at a wiki page, and it’s so fucking simple to understand if you’d just LOOK at it.
Continue reading “Pullman WA Gospel Messengers, you want to be taken seriously? Bring it! Bring it seriously, with excellence, or don’t enter the ring. In other news, the kitchen got too hot for creationists. Our top story tonight: creationists validate the ridicule”