My intuition told me you needed a little pick-me-up for your sex life. If you print this graphic out and shave around it in your pubic hair, you’ll achieve instant kink in the bedroom.
That’s according this this awesome article here.
Hands down the worst bit of advice, cook up some asparagus. Anyone with working olfactory nerves knows that eating asparagus doesn’t exactly make the nether regions smell like a bed of flowers.
I guess it’s no worse than boner bonus tip number 3: “3) Finally, what if you have a nosey roommate? Rent a horror movie and play it while you have sex. “If they hear any screams, they’ll assume it’s the movie.” This will also create a relaxed ambiance.”