Hayward cartoon: Heroes of the Faith

I liked this one, not necessarily for me, but for all those lost Christian souls who still think homosexuality is awful. You can fan David Hayward here (it’s also where I found the cartoon).

A fucking fish fly

This guy discovered that there are fish that fucking fly and NOBODY told him about it.

Via The Daily Wh.at

The Sasquatch lives, and he works out at my gym

We marked Memorial Day Weekend Eve with a couple of movies, some relaxation, a little bit of cooking, cleaning the house, some workouts and some butt chafing.

What did you do?

I heard through the old grapevine that my sister in law (SiL) and her daughter (my niece) ran in some races this weekend.

My niece — who’s 9 going on awesome — has been studying measurements at school. Her teacher had the brilliant idea to have her students train for a mile race. Over the course of a month or so, the class has run over 40 miles (in total) in preparation for this past weekend.

My SiL ran a 5K in a race that was connected to the one my niece ran.

Should Tina and I live near my brother and SiL, I have a feeling SiL and I would be running buddies. We don’t even live near each other and I feel the need to keep up with her.

Americans Observing 911 By Trying Not To Masturbate

Via I have seen the Whole of the Internet

Get a FREE Chick-Fil-A sandwich

I saw this coupon for a free sandwich from Chick-Fil-A (one of my favorite fast food restaurants that I can’t get in Chicago), and thought that I know quite a few people who could enjoy it. Work it out southerners. I know you want it.

Here’s the coupon.

Now, I’ve done something for you. When are you coming up to see me?

The Rand Paul crash and burn explained

I saw this and thought it was pertinent to pass along. I didn’t repost anything about Paul, because it was covered on almost all the blogs I visit. But I thought this explanation of his crash and burn is certainly something that needs part of your attention.

Read here. Enjoy.