A monster approacheth

***UPDATE***

I just went outside to bolt the umbrella down on the deck. I got completely soaked in less than 10 seconds (front and back). I caught my neighbor catching an eyefull. I didn’t invite her to my wet tee-shirt contest.

Clothes are now in the dryer. I can’t believe how fast this storm hit us.

Fans at Wrigley have to be soaked.

I’m watching a recording of the US vs. Slovenia game (I know the outcome), and no one else is watching with me (Zoe’s sleeping and Tina’s shopping), but I’m screaming at the TV as if it’s live and I’m in a group of a million fans.

Are you coming over?

Hot and sexy analemma shot

Analemma – a trace of the annual movement of the Sun on the sky – is well known among experts of sun-dials and old Earth’s globes as a diagram of change of seasons and an equation of time.

Source and read more here.

Funny search engine term of the day

“holy people who woke up with cuts”

How scientists see the world

Via Reddit

A sight for sore eyes

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I got dibs on Jude responding to this post first.

Via Reddit

Dear Kobe … with love … & kisses … from the #1 Celtics fan

“Kobi you gonna celebrate by getting your rape on? get it? because you raped a girl. Also, you’ll notice that i refused to spell your name right, sorta like you refused to not have sex with a girl when she said no. rape. you did.”

Seen on facebook and — frankly — I almost choked. I imagine the writer of the above had been drinking. I’m glad sports aren’t my thing.

Collection of Funny Images from “I have seen the whole of the Internet”

I cracked up the first time I saw these images and now I can’t resist picking them up and reposting them here. All in one tidy post.

Oooo cuddly

Sexy monkey pose

This one deserves its own post.

Via Joanne Casey at I have seen the whole of the internet

Big foot, blonde-eyed, blue-toed whore sighting in North Caro-vagina

No kidding!

Via Atheist Media

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Via The Daily What